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By admin, May 25, 2010 11:31 pm

Joke…Jim, why all the attention?

Jim, a handsome young lad went into hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, his friend Bob stopped by to see how he was doing. Bob was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc., “Why all the attention?” Bob asked. “You look fine to me.”
“I know, grinned Jim. “But the nurses kind of formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circ*mcision required 27 stitches.”

Only 27 a bit on the short side then fidgety!
Did you hear about the man who went to hospital to have a penis transplant ,having lost his own in an industrial accident?
After the operation,he immediately asked the surgeon how it went.
“Well,” hesitated the surgeon,”mixed results really.The transplant was a success.I think you’ll agree it’s an impressive member, but unfortunately your hand has rejected it.”

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