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OK so I’m going to write a paragraph in Cockney Rhyming slang… and you translate it into English
I wake up in the Gipsy’s Warning, walk up the Apples and Pairs and put on my Adam And The Ants. I make myself a cup of Sticky Toffee and lite myself a La-Di-Da. When I’m done I get on the Oxo Cube that takes me down the Frog and to Toad to the Rub-A-Dub for some Pig’s Ears. I get a little Elephant’s Trunk so I have my Trouble and Strife pick me up in her Jam Jar. When we get back to the Gates of Rome we start to have wild Oedipus Rex.
10 points for the person who translates this first.
I wake up in the morning, walk up the stairs and put on my pants. I make myself a cup of coffee and light myself a cigar. When im done i get on the tube that takes me down the road to the pub for some beer. I get a little drunk so i have my wife pick me up in her car. when we get back to the home we start to have wild sex.
Busta Rhymes – Tear Da Roof Off / Party Is Goin’ On Over Here @ Santos Party House, NYC
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